Sunday Confessions [As a Linky Party!!]

Bonjour! Yeah, that's French. Every time I hear that word, though, I think of this song from Beauty and the Beast:

Anyway, I am so excited, and let me tell you why. I asked you guys last week if I should do a Sunday Confessions link-up party, and I got a lot of people who said yes, so I figured why not?! 

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Here's the drill: Once you're done reading my confessions, head down to the bottom, and add your link to the list (which may or may not be nonexistent by the time you get there). Grab the button above and put it on your blog entry. I'm so excited to read them all!!! They can be ridiculous, funny, serious, or stupid. It doesn't matter, just as long as they're your confessions!
So, without further ado, I give you my Sunday Confessions. 
1. I love this song. So much so, in fact, that when I was in high school, a friend and I would spend hours belting it out while we were on the phone with each other. Most of the time it included me standing on my bed singing into a hairbrush like I was some sort of rock star. 2. When I was little and my mom served veggies at dinner, I'd spit them into my napkin. Yeah... that happened most frequently with cauliflower. I don't think she ever caught on, but I could be totally wrong. Actually, I bet I am, and she's reading this right now and laughing maniacally. That little innocent looking creature in the picture? Yeah, that's the one that spit out her food.

3. I look like a monkey when I try to dance. Seriously. If you are ever up in the club, and you see a freakishly tall girl who greatly resembles a monkey... come up and say hi - I'd love to meet you. Ha! 

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4. I don't eat my oreos in a special way. I know this may be weird or shocking, but I eat my oreos like this: 

5. A few days ago, I shaved my legs for the first time in almost two months. Gross, right? I think it was almost too much for my poor razor to handle. It was also too much for me to handle when I put on workout shorts and saw man legs (I don't understand the picture, either... it had hairy legs, okay?). 

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So... Get to linking up! I can't wait to see what you guys have to say!! 
Also, giveaway ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. central US time! If you haven't already, enter here.