My Thoughts. [Fox in Socks?]

Hello there, friends. I know it's Valentine's Day. I'm not going to tell you all how much I love my husband (I've told him plenty of times today). If you want to know how much I love you, check out this poem that I wrote for you. 
Anyway. Allow me to take you on a train ride. This train just so happens to be my train of thought. 
I think at 1,000 miles per hour. Sometimes I feel like I talk that fast, too, but I don't know if that's humanly possible. I am, however, a super speed reader. I  once read "Green Eggs and Ham" really really fast. Actually, I sort of feel the need to do a vlog showing you guys my speed reading skillz. They're pretty crazy. I wonder if the text is online? Let me go look...Hmmm, I just found a word document. I hope there's not a virus in there. Eh, nope. Looks like it's okay. Look, I told you this was a train ride, so you're getting every thought that pops into my head. Hehehehe. Here it is. Hmmm. Should I do this? Are my speed reading skills as good as they used to be? I guess we'll find out. No! Wait! It wasn't "Green Eggs and Ham!!" It was "Fox in Socks!"

You're welcome.